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My name, as you've guessed by now, is Krista Grothoff. Once upon a time, in a galaxy far, far away
(and before the intervention of an evil German guy), I was known as Krista Bennett.
I am a Jack of Many Trades, Master of Very Few - a computer scientist by trade
(and education) who has spent the past several years working on a PhD in Linguistics with an
emphasis on highly successful adult language learners. Most people wonder what
those things have in common, and while the real answer is “a lot”, the answer I
usually give is “not much at all” - generally as a way of avoiding small talk.
I’ve also done research on (and maintain an active interest in) privacy,
censorship and security issues.
Up until recently, I was doing my doctoral research
remotely from our lovely home in Denver; for the moment, though, I'm taking some
time off and generally enjoying the fact that
I get to go outside when that shiny Day-Star-thing is in the sky. This may not
sound like much, but since my last job generally required leaving and returning
while it was still dark, this is pretty damned exciting to me. In my previous
life, I was many things - data entry monkey, preschool teacher, au pair,
programmer, engineer, screwed-up college dropout, doctoral fellow, instructor,
food service worker, research assistant, tourist shop clerk, you name it - and
while I enjoyed some of these things, most of them have taught me that there are
much less painful things in this life than working for The Man. This idea was
driven home firmly when I left grad school for a year to support our little
family unit, working as an engineer for The Man (not to be confused with
“The Man” in normal typeface, trust me); while I can’t say much about the
experience, I can say that it taught me that the less you are the master of
your own destiny, the more your life will suck. I’d rather teach and do research,
helping other people, than to do anything just for the money -
especially when that money comes at the expense of having a life of my own.
I grew up all over the U.S. and have not really stopped moving since.
The place I usually tell people I’m “from” is Shorewood, Wisconsin - this is
partly because it’s easier than saying “I’m not from anywhere”, and partly
because I was there for a larger contiguous block of time (6 years) than I’ve
been anywhere else. Many of my years there were not terribly happy (and, towards
the end, not even terribly sane), but I do have some very fond memories and some
very good friends from there, so it passes for where I’m from, such as it is.
I’ve lived in Utah, Texas, South Carolina, North Carolina, Oklahoma, Louisiana,
Wisconsin, California, Indiana, the Netherlands, and (for a few months, anyway)
Germany. I’m generally of the opinion that Los Angeles is the worst place on
Earth, and after living there for a year, I was very sad to find out that it
will not fall into the sea due to an enormous earthquake. My previous least
favorite place to live, New Orleans, already got smacked hard enough by Ma
Nature for both of them, I guess. My husband claims this is my fault, citing
some vague incident involving a mouse cursor and a satellite image;
I, however, fervently deny any such abuse of my superpowers.
I now (happily) live in Colorado with my lovely husband, Christian,
where we would like to stay until we get very old, very grey, and very,
very grumpy.
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